My Biggest Fear of Pregnancy…

5 Feb

I’m terrified…TERRIFIED…of getting a F A T   F A C E. I’m completely obsessed with the idea that my cheeks will get so puffy that you won’t be able to see my eyes.

I even sleep sitting up most of the night (because I read somewhere that helps with facial swelling). I also wear this every night:

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C’mon…you gotta love this contraption!

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12 Responses to “My Biggest Fear of Pregnancy…”

  1. Kelli February 5, 2009 at 12:31 pm #

    You are hilarious!!!! I love the contraption. Too funny.

  2. Mark Thomas February 5, 2009 at 1:12 pm #

    gotta love the crazy contraptions that come out of asia

  3. thatgirlkate February 5, 2009 at 3:55 pm #

    Judi, I am shocked that you have revealed the contraption for all to see. You are my hero. I don’t even care that my hero wears some ridiculous infomercial scam! :)

  4. JudiFree.com February 5, 2009 at 7:27 pm #

    Kate, would you like me to tell you where I got it so you can be just like your hero?

  5. asmalltowndad February 6, 2009 at 7:54 am #

    I’m thinking it’s a good thing you’re pregnant now, because that’s nothing I’ve seen in a Victoria Secrets Runway show. But, you do wear it well! You’re are a brave one.

  6. Archie Mck February 6, 2009 at 10:03 am #

    Amazing.

    “Remember when people used to say boss when they were describing something really cool. Like…. “those shoulder pads are really boss man.” “Look at that perm, that perm is so boss!”

    That. Is. Boss.

  7. Ashton Likes February 6, 2009 at 3:20 pm #

    That picture is Hilarious!

  8. Tiffany Thomas February 8, 2009 at 9:58 pm #

    Judi when I saw this I laughed so much. Can I borrow that?! Pregnant or NOT I’lll try that thing out!! HE HE HE!

  9. ric booth February 15, 2009 at 6:52 pm #

    This post and photo made me laugh. It looks like you have your jaw in sling. My youngest turns 22 next month… Fat Face is the most terrifying thing ‘facing’ you … trust me. haha.

  10. Rachel February 16, 2009 at 10:27 pm #

    LOL…..you seriouly have been sleeping sitting up and wearing that awful contraption? Girlfriend. ;)

  11. Brandy February 21, 2009 at 8:00 pm #

    I read this the other day and I was laughing so hard I couldn’t even leave you a comment. That and kids were crawling all over me so I could only browse, not type. But seriously, hysterical laughter on my end. :lol: LOVE IT!

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