Carb Shaped Hole

2 Jun

Josh was making fun of something he saw online…people writing silly letters to carbs. I’m sure it was some goofy comedian wanting to make fun of low-carbers, BUT…as a low-carber myself, I feel an urging desire for those taseful and tempting nutritional values called carbs.

Oh carbs, how I miss and love you. You smell so good. You are so sweet and yet savory. When no one is watching I sneak you in – if even for a moment. Why do you hurt me so bad? Why must you look so good all of the time? There is a carb shaped hole in my gullet and I can’t fill it…

Oh carbs…oh carbs.

As my upcoming 5-year anniversary vacation is looming over me (just 3 weeks away) – I will banish carbs like sin from my life. Keep me accountable…please

I love carbs

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6 Responses to “Carb Shaped Hole”

  1. joshmickelson June 2, 2008 at 8:51 am #

    I am getting back on track with my diet starting today. I have a couple friends and work and Hoshi that want to start as well, so we are going to keep each other accountable! Unfortunately, it means I might not be going out to eat after church quite as often…

  2. JudiFree.com June 2, 2008 at 9:12 am #

    same here! Ill see you tonight and keep you strong

  3. joshmickelson June 2, 2008 at 10:04 am #

    judi,
    there’s a carb shaped hole in all of us,
    and the resltess gut is searching.
    there’s a carb shaped hole in all of us,
    and it’s a void that only they can fill.

    -plumb.

  4. tam June 2, 2008 at 10:58 am #

    its in the bag girl! a carb free bag of course!

  5. Mark Thomas June 2, 2008 at 11:07 am #

    Vegas baby!!!

    It’s gonna be so awesome.

    I’ll help you with the carbs if you help me with my Coke addiction.

    I love you.

    Muggie Free

  6. JudiFree.com June 2, 2008 at 12:15 pm #

    muggie! I love you

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